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Pilot Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!


TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.


TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.


FIGHTER PILOTS -




SUPERIOR - The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.


TAGS: superior pilot
Rating: 4.86/5

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Derek - June 20, 2011, 6:13 pm
Sounds like something Airman would say.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 9:13 am
keep 'em coming...


FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.




PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


WOMEN PILOTS -


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)


NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




FIGHTER PILOTS -


TAGS: ph**o op pilot
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work
Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work


AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


PRIORITIES - Sometimes it's better to plan ahead. But then again stuff wouldn't be so much damn fun!




DESTINY -




HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?




PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot


TAGS: witch airline pilot
Rating: 2.22/5

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Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:18 pm
That reminds me, tonight's pizza night. Think I'll go with extra pepperoni.


DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.




THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


AIRPOWER -


TAGS: f5 pilot
Rating: 4.76/5

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OPTIMISM -


TAGS: arrogance is my co pilot
Rating: 4.38/5

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Bones9 - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Legendary
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:03 pm
Sean, The Stud Muffin...in theaters June 15th...5L


WHAT HAPPEN? -


TAGS: what happen plane crash pilot
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
LMAO!!!! 5 fireballs!!


FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!




AT THE AIRMANS -


TAGS: pilot to tower
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2012, 8:38 am
No dis…..I tried…can’t bring myself to do it….I…..I… I love the Airman….OK, gentle disses…loving gentle ones (but thank you sir ug)
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:22 am
Sort of reminded me of the movie "Paper Chase" with Timothy Bottoms. 5L for dissing the Airman once again!
Greeny - November 23, 2012, 5:29 am
lol
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:36 pm
Thank you, Missy
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 8:31 pm
Wow...made me feel like I was right there with 'em...nicely done 5L.


Sky Pilot -


TAGS: news time pilot quote sky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:52 pm
Where's the bloody eject seat b***on?


Buying a new expensive fighter plane? -




AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.


TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.


TAGS: airman he s a sky pilot
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love the glasses.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know what that is....but it's certainly disturbing...
MO - January 21, 2010, 11:47 am
So you're looking and feeling a bit like Ozzy today Airman? Sorry to hear that man. Although that may make for some interesting posters......
Airman - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
that looks about like I feel today
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:57 am
lol...5 retarded manes! "His"!?


PEPPY -


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!


FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002


TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trh**tle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "*****le" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


FANS -




THE WORLD ON TIME - Maybe after a short nap....




EMU 309 -


TAGS: life time day work helicopter huey pilot job flight rescue mountain
Rating: 2.31/5

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Doc - May 12, 2009, 9:51 am
Vale UH-1, Vale


MONICA - She's just failed her pilot's licence again.




bobby hoover -


TAGS: bobhoover pilot veteran armyairforce
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 27, 2016, 4:00 am
Words to live by, UP yours
mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 3:26 am
Wise words, even when you're piloting a car. Respectful tip of the coffee cup to a Vet who obviously enjoyed life! Yes, it takes chutzpa to keep your wits about you when you're about to crash. Nice tribute MP! ^!
EmilioDumphque - October 27, 2016, 1:32 am
Apparently, not a bold pilot.
Silverheart - October 26, 2016, 6:18 pm

Great expression!


The bad news is time flies... -




mayday! mayday! -




MAVERICK & GOOSE -




Worries -


TAGS: plane doctor pilot panic
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:31 am
"I am serious... And STOP calling me Shirley!" - Okay, Leslie...!
concern3 - February 2, 2016, 5:00 am
Funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 1, 2016, 7:44 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - February 1, 2016, 7:41 pm

You're my kind'a guy. Me, too! I succumbed and scared the dogs. 5er!


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